My lucky day




I've always dreamed of something big happening...something that would change my life forever. Dear readers, today is that day.

Apparently, I've won the Asia National Lottery. Here is the e-mail I received:

You are a winner of the ASIA MILLIONS lottery online program . You have been approved to claim a sum of £2.5 million (Great Britain Pounds).

Your e-mail address was attached to ticket number: 56475600545 188 with
Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers:21-32-30-32-33-36, and a
bonus number of (17) which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd
category.You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of 2.5
Million (Great Britain Pounds) in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/01. This is from a total cash prize of £50,000,000.00(Great Britain Pounds) shared amongst the lucky winners in this category.


What will I be doing the rest of the day? House hunting! What will I NOT be doing today? Scoring drugs, which is what I might have done a few years ago. Hell, I could have all that money spent within a month, back then.

Oh, happy day for me! Now I can move out the United Colors of Benneton and into my dream house.

4 comments:

Jai Joshi said...

Ha! Is this the latest scam going around?

If you had won any money from Great Britain it would say 2.5million pounds sterling. Not 2.5 Great Britain pounds. And there's no such thing as the Asia lottery that I know of, because Asia is not a nation.

Don't send out any of your bank information to anyone, whatver you do.

Jai

Dorraine said...

Wow, somebody needs to roll out the congratulations carpet. The Texan will start.

Pleased as punch, yee haw, and all that jazz. Spend it well, and continued blessings, Kim!

What's your last name? Think we're distant cousins!

Anonymous said...

Hi Kim I just happen to find your web site and saw that you recieved the same email as me saying that I also won the lottery with the same numbers I think mabey this is a scam or do you know diffrent hope to here from you soon thank you

Kim said...

I did receive this e-mail this morning, and it IS a scam. I posted this in jest. I'm sorry if people took it the wrong way.